Sound Off Column - December 2008

December 31, 2008

Volume 79

1. HAPPY NEW YEAR
2. CELEBRITY Cute Kids
3. CELEBRITY Out And About
4. CELEBRITY Travis Stork Of "The Doctors"
5. FASHION Chanel
6. LOOK-ALIKES Shania Twain and Cheryl Cole
7. ENTERTAINMENT "Hottie And The Nottie" Voted Worst Film Ever
8. SITE NEWS Sound Off Column Awards
9. SPORTS Sports Photos
10. SPIRITUAL Facing The New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR

London, England:

Times Square, New York, USA:

Sydney, Australia (http://www.smh.com.au):

New Zealand:

China:

Malaysia:

Hong Kong:

Taiwan:

(Photos courtesy of the BBC, Zimbio, AP, PA, AFP, Getty and SMH)

CELEBRITY Cute Kids

President-elect Barack Obama and his daughters Malia and Sasha:

Actress Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh: mommy, daddy's getting botox!

Actress Jessica Alba's daughter Honor Marie: mom, make sure you get my best side:

Actor and comedian Cedric the Entertainer's son Croix: daddy, this is just like Africa

Actress Katie Holmes' daughter Suri: mom, I think we can outrun dad's guards

CELEBRITY Out And About

Stylish entertainment couple Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony:

Actress/singer Vanessa Williams looks fabulous:

British actress Kelly Brooks is stunning on the red carpet:

British TV personality Colleen Rooney is effortlessly chic:

British Actress Leah Hackett looks radiant:

Actor and comedian Cedric the Entertainer is well dressed as always:

CELEBRITY Travis Stork Of "The Doctors"

Dr. Travis Stork from the show The Doctors has been making getting sick more pleasant for women all over the country who watch and call in seeking ~~his phone number~~ medical advice. Watch out ladies, there's a long line waiting to get to this guy:

He also wrote a book entitled "Don't Be That Girl" and the woman on the cover reminds me of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton:

FASHION Chanel

CoCo Chanel

Chanel logo

Chanel building in New York

Chanel store in Paris

Chanel is one of the top names in the fashion industry. Its founder, CoCo Chanel, was an innovative designer with a real eye for fashion.

Chanel makes everything from clothes to jewelry. The Chanel Comet necklace goes for $1.5 million dollars and is a stunning example of the designer's creativity:

LOOK-ALIKES Shania Twain and Cheryl Cole

Doesn't Girls Aloud's singer Cheryl Cole look like singer Shania Twain


Shania Twain	Cheryl Cole

ENTERTAINMENT "Hottie And The Nottie" Voted Worst Film Ever

Paris Hilton's awful knock off film "The Hottie And The Nottie" has been awarded the dubious distinction of being voted the worst film ever:

Pictures: The Hottie And The Nottie Earns Rare Distinction Add to your Favorites!

Congratulations Paris Hilton - not only did your movie The Hottie and the Nottie achieve one of the worst opening-weekend grosses in the history of the universe, it has now also earned the distinction of being the absolute worst film of all-time according to IMDb's user rating system....Way to suck, Paris!

http://www.theinsider.com

SITE NEWS Sound Off Column Awards

Barack Obama

Best win: Barack Obama for being the first black man elected president of America

Worst win: George W. Bush for winning the worst president ever title from countless publications and people

Worst whining: Kanye West (you need some Midol)

Brad Pitt (looking like Howard Hughes) and Angelina Jolie

Best Comeback: Jennifer Aniston – for her Christmas box office win against her cheating ex-husband Brad Pitt.

Worst Comeback: Britney Spears – because rigging album sales, stealing copyrighted songs, encouraging kids to use profanity and lip-syncing all the time is not a comeback, but a cover up.

Britney Spears

Most overrated song: "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry

Most unusual song: "Chasing Pavements" by Adele

Worst Plastic Surgery: Madonna – because Frankenstein is a movie and not a look.

Best Plastic Surgery: Cher – when one looks well maintained and the same for years, yet they can’t tell you’ve had work done, that's good plastic surgery.

SPORTS Sports Photos

Theo Walcott:

Ronaldo:

Wayne Rooney:

Michael Owen:

William Gallas:

Frank Lampard:

SPIRITUAL Facing The New Year

Depending on the type of year you've had in 2008, the New Year can be tough to face. For those feeling down and hopeless, looking to the New Year can create feelings of uncertainty, sadness, weariness and anxiety.

That's not what God intends for you. Though we live in a tumultuous world with ongoing economic problems, we must view God as our hope and courage to face tomorrow. Take heart and face the New Year with hope and confidence, praying for good things to happen. God bless.

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